Lucy's Swim Lessons

Dear Mum,

Could you possibly tell Kevin that I DO NOT need swim lessons. I'm capable of swimming on my own (in and out of water).

I see dead people

Today my mum was in the shower and I heard a noise. I started barking, to save her from the noise, but I couldn't stop barking. Even though dad was on an important phone call. So when she finally gets out of the shower, cuz I'm still barking, she tells me to "shush". Well, I really don't know what "shush" means, so I continue barking. Finally she ask dad why I'm barking and he says I see dead people.

What's a dead person? I was just barking at some big guy wearing a white leather and rhinestone outfit with a big pompadour haircut singing "you're nothing but a hound dog".